I remember being in highschool.. not much to worry about, looking at girls in their skimpy cheerleader outfits. When my senior year came around, we were told to make a cry/chant/slogan.. whatever you want to call it. Well we had the worst one in the district, “We fight more, we die less!”…What the fuck is that?

So, to avoid you the embarrasment and the ridicule from fellow school, i will give you the 10 best slogans money didn’t buy. Here we go, ready, ok!

10. Seniors, we totally hit that
9. Seniors: We need a stupid slogan to feel cool.
8. We’re seniors. We’re just better than you.
7. Where the fuck are my dentures?
6. At least we are getting out before High School turned completely emo.
5. “I can’t see anything” - Ray Charles (randomness ftw)
4. +55 years until we’re seniors again!
3. Prunes for good digestion
2. All your freshmen are belong to us

…and the #1 is…

1. Seniors, “I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don’t stick your finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin’ friend’s brown, while my friend fuckin’ spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin’ flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that my friend jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.”