I want my VHS format back!

10. You cant piss people off about not rewinding a DVD. VHS never deprived you of this fun

9. VHS provided entertainment, and a “hit you in da’ head wit’ it” weapon. DVDs are only good as a weapon for emo’s who cut their wrists

8. A VHS tape will never leave you. The DVD will leave you at any scratch.

7. DVDs use players who are slim and sleek. VHS used players that were big and bulky. Just how God intended them to be.

6. VHS tapes still had some value even after they were no longer watchable. The endless feet of tape.. oh the joy!

5. Stuck VHS tapes gave you a reason to take apart the VCR.

4. VHS cases are bigger. Making it look like you have more movies on your shelf than you really do.

3. A pizza slice can’t be inserted in to a DVD player.

2. Porn in its VHS incarnation can be disguised as a book. A porn dvd is well… a dvd with porn on it.

1. Purposely recording over your wedding with last years superbowl did not require a re-writable disc and editing software.

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