I’ve been pondering a crack pot theory of mine that has been bothering me for quite some time. But before I spew what I have to say, let me just state, for the record, that I am not a distinguished physicists. I am not a theologian. I’m not even an elementary school teacher. Anyway, on to my theory.

I’ve always wondered why really huge things when they move, they seem slow from my perspective. Yet when I knock over a bottle, it happens so fast i can never catch in time to avoid spilling my Dr. Pepper all over my carpet. Also, when I’m watching some sort of animated bug movie, everything to them ( like the scene were those ants get run over by the kid with gum on his shoe) looks extremely slow. So, is time somehow related to size? It’s possible. I mean, who would of thought that time has a relation to speed. So, can time also depend on size?

Might this be a reason why its so hard to swat that damn fly on my desk? Does it see the rolled up newspaper coming towards him at an extremely slow speed? Or is all of this retarded because its all about perspective? I dont know. There is a high probability this has been disproven, so maybe just maybe, someone can explain to me why I cant swat that damn fly.