Top 10 changes that will have happened to the internet by the year 3000

10. The internet, is no longer called the ‘internet’. It will be known as, the ‘net ‘o tubes’

9. MySpace.com will be no more. MyPredator.com will have taken its place.

8. 56k will have been outlawed. Users still connecting to the net o’ tubes with dialup will be sentenced to browse 5000 profiles of a Google cache version of myspace.com from 2006.

7. Porn will now have its own set of tubes. Instead of using www.pornsitehere.com you will need to use ===D~.pornsitehere.com

6. Google 2.0 will finally be out of beta.

5. Google 3.0 goes beta.

4. Digg no longer has a user submission system. Instead, it only has these guy’s descendants submitting stories.

3. Reddit finally makes a much needed subreddit, haventreddit.reddit.com.

2. Shit talking in online gaming has become a thing of the past with the invention of a device that allows you to stab your opponent in the face through your monitor.

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