We all know and love the ‘emoticons,’ where:

:) means a smile and
:( means a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by:

:-] and/or :-[
Well how about some assicons?!

(_!_) regular ass

(__!__) fat ass

(!) tight ass

(_*_) sore ass

{_!_} swishy ass

(_o_) an ass thats been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_e=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) money coming out of his ass

(_?_) dumb ass