Every year, English teachers from across the country submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country.
Here are last year’s winners…..
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed [...]
Everyone labels Myspace users as idiots, imbeciles and morons. Well, I’m here to tell you that they are not morons or mentally handicapped internet users. They are sophisticated people with meaning.
Seems a CNET interview was thwarted when an army of penises rushed the stage. Officials don’t know where these penises came from or what their purpose was, but hilarity ensued for those not at the scene.